You work out of a Hotel?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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