I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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