he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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