I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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