Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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