You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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