So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
