Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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