Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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