Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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