it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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