Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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