Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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