bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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