I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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