Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't want my vagina anymore.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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