Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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