toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Who wears a wallet chain?!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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