Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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