Quick, to the slutcave!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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