Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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