ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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