your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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