she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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