never play flip cup with pint glasses
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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