I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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