NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
The Olympian is in my bed
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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