guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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