we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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