Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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