i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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