Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm getting married
To pizza
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
