Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm eating all of the evidence.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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