I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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