im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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