Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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