It's Friday. Sex?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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