I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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