hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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