First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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