i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We were destined to go to rehab together
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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