question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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