It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
