Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I had to cum in my sink.
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