R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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