The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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