whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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