State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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