On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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