from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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