i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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