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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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