I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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