I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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