What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
it was like eating out sand paper
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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